|
Post by Voxxkowalski on Jun 1, 2016 16:20:08 GMT -5
not a fan of dead anything jokes Q: When do zombies go to sleep? A: When they are dead tired.
|
|
|
Post by chestertonian on Jun 1, 2016 18:31:57 GMT -5
ok that was funny
|
|
|
Post by Voxxkowalski on Jun 1, 2016 20:31:37 GMT -5
never have a closed mind to good humor.
|
|
|
Post by RitaMarita on Jun 2, 2016 8:07:33 GMT -5
not a fan of dead anything jokes Q: When do zombies go to sleep? A: When they are dead tired. Lots of laughter... Good one...
|
|
|
Post by Voxxkowalski on Jun 2, 2016 17:08:22 GMT -5
[font color=
There is no "I" in denial.
|
|
|
Post by RitaMarita on Jun 2, 2016 18:59:56 GMT -5
As a kid, one of our religion questions was: "Did Our Lord ever specifically say that He was Divine?"
The answer was supposed to be, "Not explicitly." But, one of my siblings came up with the following answer:
Yes! Our Lord did specifically say that he was divine! For, didn't He say, "I am Di-Vine and you are di branches."
|
|
|
Post by RitaMarita on Jun 4, 2016 11:16:54 GMT -5
A Franciscan gets a haircut, and then asks how much he owes. The barber says he never charges clergy. The Franciscan thanks the barber and goes home. The next morning the barber finds a big basket of fresh bread from the Franciscans' kitchens.
An Augustinian gets his hair cut by the same barber. The barber also tells him than he never charges clergy. So, the next day the barber receives a nice bottle of wine from the Augustinians' wine cellar.
A Jesuit gets his haircut, and the barber again says that he never charges clergy. The next day, when the barber gets to work, there are twelve other Jesuits already waiting for him.
|
|
|
Post by RitaMarita on Jun 4, 2016 11:19:08 GMT -5
He who walks in front of a car gets tired...
He who walks behind a car gets exhausted...
|
|
|
Post by RitaMarita on Jun 20, 2016 19:57:22 GMT -5
So I had this dream that an angel showed a group of us that God kept a clock for every person who had ever lived.
Every time someone lied the minute hand ticked on their clock.
As we were being shown the various clocks for ourselves and numbers of people we knew, someone asked, "Where is Obama's clock"
The angel replied, "We are using it in one of the side rooms as a ceiling fan..."
|
|
|
Post by thejovialinquisitor on Jun 20, 2016 23:18:43 GMT -5
What's the difference between Pope Francis and a bucket of dirt?
The bucket.
|
|
MelGibson
New Member
"---- are responsible for all the wars in the world."
Posts: 38
|
Post by MelGibson on Jun 26, 2016 1:02:10 GMT -5
If you know a family and one of them was a homosexual, and he was in an automobile accident, and he was comatose, you could always comfort that family by saying: “Well, look at it this way. He was a fruit. Now he’s a vegetable! At least he’s still in the produce section!”
|
|
|
Post by Voxxkowalski on Jun 26, 2016 10:50:21 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by thejovialinquisitor on Jun 27, 2016 9:42:30 GMT -5
Arabian TV has some of the funniest stuff ever:
|
|
|
JOKES!!!
Jun 27, 2016 11:17:05 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Voxxkowalski on Jun 27, 2016 11:17:05 GMT -5
he might be right...hillarys images have this effect on braincells
|
|
|
Post by Voxxkowalski on Jun 27, 2016 21:27:19 GMT -5
If you could have any superpower in the world which would it be?
|
|