Post by RitaMarita on May 3, 2016 8:42:59 GMT -5
There was once a man, named Frank Simpleton, who was hired to work at a candy store, and the manager went into the back to supervise from a distance how his first day would go.
After about half an hour upon opening, a lady walked into the store and asked the Frank how much the candy bars cost. His reply was, "Pfft...Don't ask me!" Of course the customer was rather taken aback and quickly made her made out of the store.
The manager came out from the back and said, "You are supposed to say, '75 cents'."
Frank responded, "Okay...Okay...I can do that..."
So, the manager went back to watch as a man came into the store. He asked, "How much are the candy bars." The new attendant responded, "75 cents".
The man continued to inquire, "Are they fresh?" Mr. Simpleton shrugged his shoulders and said, "Pfft...Don't ask me!" At this the man gave him a weird look and left the store.
The manger again came out from the back of the store, shaking his head and said, "Oh, Frank...You were supposed to say, 'Yes, very very fresh!"
The new employee replied, "Oh...Okay...I can do that..."
Next, a little old lady came into the store and asked, "How much are the candy bars."
Frank answered, "75 cents".
She continued, "Are they fresh?"
He answered, "Very very fresh!"
She then asked, "Do you think that I should buy one?"
Mr. Simpleton answered, "Pfft...Don't ask me!"
The little old lady said, "Okay then..." and walked out of the store without buying anything.
The manager was a little ticked off at this point, and came up to Frank saying, "You should have said, 'Better do it before someone else does!'
Frank raised his eyebrows and says, "Oh? Okay. I think that I can do that."
The manager's response was, "You had better! This is your last chance or you are fired!"
About 10 minutes later a robber walked into the store and asked, "How much money is in the cash register?"
Frank answered, "'75 cents."
The robber looked at him weird and asked, "Are you being fresh with me?"
He answered calmly, "Very, very fresh."
The robber at this point was quite annoyed, and pulling out his gun said, "Do you want me to shoot you?"
Mr. Simpleton answered, "Better do it before someone else does!"
After about half an hour upon opening, a lady walked into the store and asked the Frank how much the candy bars cost. His reply was, "Pfft...Don't ask me!" Of course the customer was rather taken aback and quickly made her made out of the store.
The manager came out from the back and said, "You are supposed to say, '75 cents'."
Frank responded, "Okay...Okay...I can do that..."
So, the manager went back to watch as a man came into the store. He asked, "How much are the candy bars." The new attendant responded, "75 cents".
The man continued to inquire, "Are they fresh?" Mr. Simpleton shrugged his shoulders and said, "Pfft...Don't ask me!" At this the man gave him a weird look and left the store.
The manger again came out from the back of the store, shaking his head and said, "Oh, Frank...You were supposed to say, 'Yes, very very fresh!"
The new employee replied, "Oh...Okay...I can do that..."
Next, a little old lady came into the store and asked, "How much are the candy bars."
Frank answered, "75 cents".
She continued, "Are they fresh?"
He answered, "Very very fresh!"
She then asked, "Do you think that I should buy one?"
Mr. Simpleton answered, "Pfft...Don't ask me!"
The little old lady said, "Okay then..." and walked out of the store without buying anything.
The manager was a little ticked off at this point, and came up to Frank saying, "You should have said, 'Better do it before someone else does!'
Frank raised his eyebrows and says, "Oh? Okay. I think that I can do that."
The manager's response was, "You had better! This is your last chance or you are fired!"
About 10 minutes later a robber walked into the store and asked, "How much money is in the cash register?"
Frank answered, "'75 cents."
The robber looked at him weird and asked, "Are you being fresh with me?"
He answered calmly, "Very, very fresh."
The robber at this point was quite annoyed, and pulling out his gun said, "Do you want me to shoot you?"
Mr. Simpleton answered, "Better do it before someone else does!"