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Post by Voxxkowalski on May 24, 2017 15:25:44 GMT -5
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Post by mikemac on Jun 13, 2017 7:49:52 GMT -5
Okay, so poor old Forrest Gump died and was at the pearly gates.
Before St. Peter let him in he had one question for Forrest, "What is God's name?"
Forrest replies "Andy".
"Andy?" St. Peter says, "how do you figure God's name is Andy?"
Forrest starts singing "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me."
St. Peter opens the pearly gates and says "Run Forrest run."
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Post by mikemac on Jun 27, 2017 20:15:25 GMT -5
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Post by Marya Dabrowski on Jun 27, 2017 22:47:06 GMT -5
My kids told me this one yesterday.
What birds always come for supper?
Swallows.
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Post by Voxxkowalski on Jun 28, 2017 5:10:03 GMT -5
O my gosh I totally remember this from listening to DR Demento on the radio as a kid.
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Post by mikemac on Jun 28, 2017 13:02:33 GMT -5
Did you notice that the name of the big girl that Ahab steals from the Sultan's harem is Fatima, Mohammad's daughter.
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Post by Marya Dabrowski on Jul 5, 2017 23:19:08 GMT -5
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Post by mikemac on Jul 11, 2017 20:28:30 GMT -5
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Post by magdalena on Jul 12, 2017 21:01:16 GMT -5
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Post by magdalena on Jul 12, 2017 22:02:06 GMT -5
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Post by myrnam on Jul 12, 2017 22:52:37 GMT -5
The good sister Mary Elizabeth was instructing her class on humility, speaking of St.Catherine to the class, sister asked if anyone knew why she, St. Catherine never told the other sister how Our Lady had appeared to her.
The children were all sitting and wondering why she never told her fellow sisters. One little boy raised his hand and said rather certainly. I know why! He said, St. Catherine was afraid the other sisters would cut her up for relics.
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Post by Lynne on Jul 13, 2017 7:17:47 GMT -5
Did you notice that the name of the big girl that Ahab steals from the Sultan's harem is Fatima, Mohammad's daughter. Not another Fatima thread?!
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Post by magdalena on Jul 13, 2017 17:21:45 GMT -5
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JOKES!!!
Jul 13, 2017 20:52:05 GMT -5
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Post by Voxxkowalski on Jul 13, 2017 20:52:05 GMT -5
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Post by magdalena on Jul 13, 2017 21:56:31 GMT -5
Oh.... He was a cute kid, Voxx! Busy, but cute. You'll have to excuse me, I work with little ones. Didn't you say you had a son?
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