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Post by RitaMarita on Aug 5, 2016 19:23:49 GMT -5
Here is a hilarious video my mother showed me...
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Post by Voxxkowalski on Aug 5, 2016 19:36:23 GMT -5
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Punchline upside down ˙ɟǝǝq ʇsɐoɹ uɐɔ ǝuoʎuɐ Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? ˙ɐʇuɐs oʇ ןnos sıɥ pןos ǝɥ How did you get the words to go up-side down??? /bɹo˙ʇxǝʇdıןɟ˙ʍʍʍ// ʇʇɥ
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Post by Voxxkowalski on Aug 5, 2016 19:44:37 GMT -5
Here is a hilarious video my mother showed me...
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Post by RitaMarita on Aug 10, 2016 14:35:04 GMT -5
My little sister shared this with me... Attachments:
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Post by thejovialinquisitor on Aug 15, 2016 20:57:47 GMT -5
nope sry....as Resident autocrat I trump your anarchy jokes
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Post by Voxxkowalski on Aug 15, 2016 21:36:18 GMT -5
A little too rough jovial sorry.
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Post by Voxxkowalski on Aug 19, 2016 20:45:13 GMT -5
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate The response (that came weeks later out of the blue): Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0. Good Luck!
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Post by Damaged Goods on Aug 19, 2016 21:36:33 GMT -5
"Anarcho-capitalist jokes" sounds like an oxymoron to me.
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Post by Voxxkowalski on Aug 23, 2016 16:33:06 GMT -5
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Post by Voxxkowalski on Aug 23, 2016 18:33:20 GMT -5
If Meat Eaters acted like Vegans
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Post by Voxxkowalski on Sept 4, 2016 18:41:46 GMT -5
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Post by RitaMarita on Sept 7, 2016 7:42:39 GMT -5
A TAXI RIDE
A passenger in a taxi heading for Salford Station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then the shaking driver said, "Are you okay? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."
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JOKES!!!
Sept 10, 2016 21:44:43 GMT -5
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Post by heinrich on Sept 10, 2016 21:44:43 GMT -5
What two things did the Indian need to fix his sombrero?
What do you get when you Cross a redneck and a pyromaniac?
What a Terrorist favorite treat?
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Post by RitaMarita on Sept 11, 2016 21:30:11 GMT -5
What two things did the Indian need to fix his sombrero? What do you get when you Cross a redneck and a pyromaniac? What a Terrorist favorite treat? Are you going to tell us the answers??? Here are my lame guesses so that you will feel like you ought to!!! 1. The Indian fixed his "Somber-row" of people with a poke and a joke... 2. A couple cross angry men? One who likes to start fires to burn off steam, and one who has a redneck as the effects thereof? 3. His favorite way to treat people is to tear-a-wrist?
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Post by heinrich on Sept 12, 2016 17:22:58 GMT -5
What two things did the Indian need to fix his sombrero? What do you get when you Cross a redneck and a pyromaniac? What a Terrorist favorite treat? Are you going to tell us the answers??? Here are my lame guesses so that you will feel like you ought to!!! 1. The Indian fixed his "Somber-row" of people with a poke and a joke... 2. A couple cross angry men? One who likes to start fires to burn off steam, and one who has a redneck as the effects thereof? 3. His favorite way to treat people is to tear-a-wrist? 1. Apache glue 2. A firecracker 3. Ices cream
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